Rage-Inducing Party Game Paddle Paddle Paddle Makes a Splash

Today Zoroarts and Assemble Entertainment are thrilled to announce that Paddle Paddle Paddle, the hilariously brutal co-op chaos game, is now live on Steam (4.99€/USD). The premise is annoyingly simple. All you need to do is press one button to row your boat to safety. So why are you screaming at your computer as you perish in a pool of lava for the fifteenth time? Because that’s Paddle Paddle Paddle.


Achingly simple and frustratingly hard with every stroke, Paddle Paddle Paddle will test your coordination and friendships as you attempt parkour in a rubber dinghy, with your only goal being to get to the end without drowning. Simple, right? One poorly timed jump or manoeuvre, and you will find yourself in the drink.

Features

  • Physics-Based Paddling

    • Flail, flip, and occasionally paddle like a pro (just don’t question the laws of physics too hard).

  • High Frustration™ Mode

    • Designed to break your spirit and your keyboard. Rage-quitting is actively encouraged!

  • Local & Online Co-op

    • Team up or tear apart friendships across the globe.

  • Speedrun Timer

    • For masochists, leaderboard climbers, and those who enjoy pain with precision.

  • One Colossal Handcrafted Level

    • Optional checkpoints can be switched on if you’re losing the will to carry on.

  • Merciful Settings

    • Tweak controls, toggle checkpoints, or just sit in the menu and scream into the void.

Simply put, we’ve never had so much fun paddling towards certain doom. Grab your friends, your family, your enemies, your Uber driver, your dog… anyone you can trust to mash buttons, and not strangle you when you drown yet again.

25. Juli 2025, von Thore Varga

ASSEMBLE Entertainment

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